If I ve ever told u “I love you” and
from calabar . Please forgive me,I was
-Frm research:theres no animal on
can be faster dan a lady who applies
and suddenly rain wanted to fall
-Onitsha babes are very funny, you
them in a taxi. You
pay taxi fare for them
and buy them Yoghurt then exchange
numbers, And you will watch them
name as TAXI YOGHURT.
-Someone updated: “Rape is not a sin,
just a surprise s-x”. I commented,
your sisters & wife be surprised by
He blocked me.
Did I say anything bad?
-This is pure wickedness! how can i
neigbour for one cup
of garri and she told me dat her mum
counted it::::wetin dat
-If u r fighting with an osha boy and
a sudden he leaves the fight and start
running around shouting “Nna eeh!
eeh” flee before he complete third
Don’t say I didn’t warn u.
-Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier for
girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?
-First day she leaves her top and
at your place, 2nd day she leaves
and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her
up kit. Congratulations my brother
now have a wife.
-At the # ATM after waiting for
Queue, and finally is ur turn den u
r holding ur
The # Witches in ur village will just
ur Ear… # Is_Our_Work oooO
-That awkward moment when the 5
hotel attendant tells you a bottle of
coke is #1500. You’ll start explaining
and describing coke like “I mean
Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral
type.. I mean the normal coke that
Pepsi…. The one Coca-Cola
-Bet9ja will break guys heart.
They will still forgive and play again
woman do u
small thing, U tight your mind like
lucky dube dread. # Why?
-I don’t know why some people
just be making noise about their
You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga
Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach
-Some # Girls are funny sha, you
have # Big_Tommy and you will Wear
Waist Pants and Tucking your Shirts,
thereby making your shape look like
-Your # Boyfriend is on Facebook
# Girls he’s Single and you here
“Le Boo” “Le Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”
-If a # Yoruba_Guy , takes u Home to
his # Parents and on getting there
him to come inside with them while
you are waiting alone in the Living
# Aunty_mi, just forget it, you have
-Just b’cos of a Fine # Usher_Girl , u
all ur # Money in the # Ofering_Tray
are looking for Lift…
-Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw #
doing Conductor @ Obalende He dey
-Seriously # Yahoo_Boys , should be
Celebrated, # Politicians take our #
# Overseas… # Yahoo_Boys bring it
Home GOD, bless every # Hustler out
-Even # Break-Up is not as Painful as
ur Neighbour having # Light when u
have… # Chaiii
-You want to be Taken Out every
My # Sister are you a # Dust_Bin ?
-So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to
for someone to win
₦25million in BBN?
Please, let us not argue this matter
much, Just give me
your Address, I want to come and
your house so
you can receive sense.
-When a # Girl says “Good Night”, she
Good Night to You only…
So don’t bother her if you, still see
-Some # Guys, don’t really know their
Girlfriend Face, because they are
# Make_Up_Promoters …
-Abeg make una see me see wahala o.
“I attended a burial of my friend’s
father yesterday but their tradition is
every burial ceremony, an old man
would come out and announce the
person to die, so the
old man said the first person to leave
burial ground will be the next to die…
you since yesterday we are still here
the burial ooh and I supposed to go
-All you married women that will see
under a very hot sun and refuse to
worry, your husband is coming to pick
-December 25th is around the corner,
Rice is still doing shakara…..
Beans, please we have realized our
Have your way in our lives….
-When your girlfriend Posts “Real
men are born in
March”, But you were born in October
My brother, I understand . E dey pain
vex you never
reach your bus-stop….
-Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen
cashier and forgot
to return it, I got home now and
debit alert of
First Bank! My God will fight for me
-Teacher: I will ask a question and
gets it right I’ll give
my iPhone 6S. How many men did
Felix: 5000 people ,
Teacher: Good, take the phone and
ask me a
question and if I
get it I’ll get my phone back… Felix:
the 5000 people….Teacher fainted….
-When girls run out of cosmetics the
thing they will update
is….. “MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT
And you think you are deceiving Me
-Borday: I heard u now work at the
Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.
Borday: but you have never brought
Akpos: Your sister who works at the
has she brought
any aeroplane to the house? And even
who works at the mortuary, have you
any dead body home before?
Please don’t put pressure on me…..
-The difference between BATHROOM
and BAFFROOM ……………..
In BATHROOM, one can take a cute
But in BAFFROOM, hmmm
If your soap falls on the floor, just
-Can someone please deposit money
First Bank Account.
I want to know if my alert is still
-When a girl upload a beautiful
main boyfriend will
and comment briefly such
“Cute”. But awon
ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends)
wow wow wow, wow like police siren..
-Some girls don’t go to the gym, but
physically fit because
of running from one man to
-Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on
please, do it with
someone I can beat…
Don’t hurt me twice
If I ve ever told u “I love you” and